Monday, February 26, 2007

Lunch at Sapporo


Have you ever had lunch entertained by the chef? Well if you haven’t then try Sapporo.

While we having our starter which was Sushi, we were entertained by the Chef who is cooking our main meal in front of us (the table is in U shape and the Chef is inside the U shape with his cooking gears).

The entertainment begin with showing his skills by threw an egg on the air and guess what?.... the egg landed safely on his flat knife, he then continue to cook the egg,

Next thing happened was he asked if we want any sauces the answer was NO, but he suddenly squeezed the plastic bottle in front of us, oh no……..we all were horrified but it turn out to be a plastic jelly sauce that expanded by a squeezed, so the horrified faces turn to be a laughter ones.


He then continue with his magic hands is like playing the music instrument with his knife and fork,… well we could not recognized what sort of tunes it was, but he then suddenly turn the tunes to the very fast chopping meat the fastest chopping that I ever seen in my life, chop… chop…. Chop… chop…, in seconds the meat was in pieces.

then …..watch this here come the flames…oh.. gosh…., I only inches away from the flames, I feel the hit on my face, oh no. no…luckily, it’s only last for a few seconds.


Overall, the whole entertainment was good, and the foods were fabulous, surely we will come back again.
Saporo is a Japanese restaurant located in Duke street, East Village Liverpool.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Have you installed this software in your heart..? if you haven’t then please observe attentively the dialogue between the customer and the software operator.
I've got this from the discussion forum online that I have involved in 2003, unfortunately, I don't have the author's name as I only copy and paste it and kept it in my folder, and here is the dialogue that I have translated.

O : Can I help you?

C : I want to install the Love software, can you please tell me help me with the process?

O : Yes, of course with my pleasure, are ready to do that?

C : Yes, but I don’t quite understand with the technical process, but I am ready to install it now, what do I have to do first?

O: The first step is to open your HEART, do you know where your HEART is?

C: Yes, but there are several of programs are running at the moment, can I still install the software while these programs are running?

O: What programs are they?

C: Wait a moment and let me see what programs are active.
The programs that are running at the moment are:
BROKENHEARTED.EXE, REVENGE.EXE, HATE.COM, AND INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE

O : Don’t worry, the LOVE Software will removed BROKENHEARTED.EXE from your operational system, and this program will remain in your memory, but it won’t be long because it struck down by other program. First, the LOVE software will strike out the INFERIORITYCOMPLEX.EXE with a module called SELFCONFIDENCE.EXE, however you must close the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE first, because those programs will make the LOVE software installation struggle to cope in the process and, can you close it?

C : I don’t know how to, can you please guide me…?

O : Of course, now go to the start menu then activate the FORGIVENESS.EXE, you must activate this all the time till the HATE.COM and REVENGE.EXE is removed.

C : Ok, …. I have, and the LOVE is starting to install automatically, is this normal?

O : Yes, and you will get the message that LOVE will be installing again and again in your HEART drive, have you seen that message?

C : Yes, is that mean the process have finished?

O : Yes, but remember, you only have the basic program and you need to start to connecting with other HEART to upgrade it.

C : Oooopss…! I got an error message, what do I have do?

O : What is the message saying?

C : ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON IN TERNAL COMPONENT, what’s that mean?

O : Don’t worry, it’s common, that’s mean the LOVE program is set to be activated in external HEART drive but has not been activate yet in internal HEART drive, this is the complicated of this program, but in non-technical term this is means that you must LOVE your machine before you LOVE others.

C : So, what do I need to do then?

O : Can you click the pull down directory called ENTRUST?

C : Yes, I have.

O : Good, now … select the files FORGAVEMYSELF.DOC, REALIZEDMY WEAKNESSES.TXT and export to directory MYHEART. These system will stricken the conflict files and will repair the error systems, you also need to empty the recycle bin to make sure that the error system won’t be running again.

C. Yes I have, heii my HEART drive is filling with the new file; SMILE.MPG is active on my monitor, it’s a sign that PEACE.EXE and SATISFACTION.TXT have been copied in my HEART, is this normal?

O : Yes, sometimes for some people it takes time to downloaded. So you now have the LOVE software installed and activated in your HEART drive, one more important thing you have to do.

C : What is that..?

O: The LOVE software is a freeware, make sure you give them to people that you met, they will share to other people and to other people and so on till you get it back.

C : Yes, I will and than you very much for your help, and GOD BLESS.